We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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