her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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