i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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