my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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