Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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