the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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