I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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