she was so not down for the gang bang
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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