Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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