My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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