super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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