You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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