More tranny stories later!
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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