Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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