Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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