Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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