I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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