New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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