i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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