By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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