I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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