That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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