It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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