Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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