How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.