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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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  Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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• (310): View more from California

  Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Now have a vodka water and get your shit together

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  "I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken

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  "Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.

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  that is an amazing summary hahaha

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space

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  Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.

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