I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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