i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.