just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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