i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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