Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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