??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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