im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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