I swear she didn't look like that last week.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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