Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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