Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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