As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I am mentally ready for anal.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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