Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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