): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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