my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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