Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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