is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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