kristin has been a bad kristin
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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