real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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