left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Everything about him screamed your future.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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