Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
