You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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