1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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