I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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