The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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