ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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