she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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