If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I hope mine doesn't look like that
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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