Sponge bath it is.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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