You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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