A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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