I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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