I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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