Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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